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Homeschooling Advantages
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Question:
What are the benefits of being home schooled? I really
can't think of any.
Answer:
TOP 15 ADVANTAGES OF HOME SCHOOLING
15: If you canšt find a match to your child's socks before school, who cares?
14: You never have to drive your child's forgotten lunch to school.
13: Your child will never go to their 20th high school reunion, meet an
old flame and recklessly abandon their marriage.
12: You get to change more than diapers, you get to change their minds.
11: If you get caught talking to yourself, you can claim you're having a
PTA meeting.
10: It's better to be slightly concerned about socialization than very
concerned about socialism.
9: Your child will never suffer the embarassment of group showers after PE.
8: The only debate about the school lunch program is who's turn it is to
cook!
7: You never have to face the dilemna of whether to take your child's side
or the teacher's side in a dispute.
6: If your child gets drugs in school, it's probably Tylenol.
5: The teacher gets to kiss the principal in the faculty lounge, and
nobody gossips.
4: Your kids notice that this list is numerically in reverse order.
3: Your honor student can actually read the bumper sticker that you have
put on your car.
2: If your child claims that the dog ate his homework, you can ask the dog.
1: Someday your children will consider you to be a miracle working expert
and will turn to you for advice.
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